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Having just heard the news that the home team in Cape Town met not one, but TWO real live pornstars at Caprice, I slept in late because I knew my day could not possibly top theirs. We wait for pictures, but apparently they are the real deal, complete with Patricia Lewis (our very own porn star - http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/HotGossip/0,,2-1343-1344_1673512,00.html) blonde hair, silicone breasts and 3-inch black nails.

But lo and behold, little did I know that my day would begin with a chart topper. Over the past few months, a competition among us to take a picture of the hottest real live babe has flourished. And on the Keurbooms beachfront, I found my latest and greatest entry:

I even got her to smile.